Everton, Brentford and Fulham all crack the top five in a debut excitement level ranking of January signings. Manchester City might be burned.

The January transfer window has closed but there are free agents with ample Premier League experience on the market, including a Manchester United cult hero.

Manchester United continue to find beauty in simplicity under Michael Carrick, but Thomas Frank and Cristian Romero surely cannot carry on at Spurs.

Brighton have spent too much money under Fabian Hurzeler for the captain to give history lessons and the chief executive to lament 'growing fan impatience'.

Leeds Under The Lights might be the greatest team in Premier League history - Daniel Farke is contemplating petitioning for a rule change.