Liverpool and Newcastle apparently share a 'toxic rivalry', but it remains entirely one-sided on the pitch and in the boardroom, to the delight of Arne Slot.
Arsenal and Hugo Ekitike are embracing the pressure of their new roles in the Premier League, while Oliver Glasner and Eddie Howe's cry-arsing rings hollow.
Pep Guardiola bent the Premier League to his will at Manchester City to the extent that non-league sides tried to copy him. Now he is finding where he fits.
Who knew Gareth Barry would be so crucial to Brighton and the future of manager Fabian Hurzeler in 2026, almost three decades after he left for Aston Villa?
Which one signing will Arsenal add to their first-choice XI? Who will Liverpool bully Newcastle into selling? And which Ratcliffe obsession will Man Utd buy?