If you thought Spurs finishing 17th while winning the Europa League was absurd, wait til you realise the grand plan sack-adjacent Thomas Frank has concocted.
Mikel Arteta has beaten all but six of the managers and all but two of the clubs he has faced while in charge of Arsenal. Leverkusen are next...
Alexander Isak and Marc Guehi took different paths to a similar destination in the summer; history is repeating itself with Oliver Glasner and Andoni Iraola.
Arne Slot, Oliver Glasner and Thomas Frank will surely all be out of work soon, while Manchester United and West Ham being sensible does not feel right.
Eddie Howe told Newcastle that they 'can't rely on one player' as their miserable form without Bruno Guimaraes continued. But Sunderland should listen too.