John Terry is making desperate but harmless TikTok videos. Our concern is over what's to come for a frustrated out-of-work right-wing sympathiser who's found his audience on social media.
Liam Rosenior's time is up at Chelsea, prompting predictable disbelief from John Terry and others, while there's also news on the Man United job.
Jose Mourinho for a third time? Frank Lampard for a second? Surely not John Terry? Never doubt the madness of BlueCo.
A stopped clock is right twice a day so chances are soul-stripping Chelsea owners BlueCo will eventually stumble upon a correct decision and John Terry is a "no-brainer" they've nailed.
John Terry "wanted to" take over at Chelsea until the end of the season following the sacking of Liam Rosenior.
A golfing owner of cartoon ape NFTs who takes time off from coaching a team in the Baller League to campaign for the release of Charles Bronson is not going to manage Chelsea.