Jude Bellingham has done something entirely normal and uncontroversial, so someone had to be weird about it, and we all missed this week's real losers.

This is the exact moment when some Spurs fans realised that 'yes, this is it'. Bring on Blackburn, bring on Lincoln and bring on QPR.

Arsenal fans bite back over the blame they are receiving for the levels of Premier League 'garbage' which have been 'exposed' this week.

Manchester United, 'the biggest losers' of a damaging midweek in which they didn't even play, have an incredible Champions League plan.

Leicester could well continue to spiral after flying too close to the Premier League sun; none of Spurs, West Ham or Forest learned from them.