The spectacle of Everton v Man Utd was rotten on Monday night but Arsenal are to blame; they're top of the league with these tactics.

Bodø/Glimt are no ordinary club but football within the Arctic Circle can never be ordinary. You need guns and shovels.

Football headlines that aren't about football, exclusives that aren't exclusives, fears that aren't fears, and an icon who isn't an icon. Enjoy.

The clamour is real but Manchester United fans are not united in wanting Michael Carrick to get the permanent gig.

There's just something about Alejandro Garnacho that screams content. But sometimes he has literally done nothing.