Fabian Hurzeler has revealed what he "texted" Mikel Arteta after the Brighton boss claimed "only one team tried to play football" after their defeat to Arsenal.

In another edition of 'Pundits As Mouthpieces For Former Clubs' we bring you Michael Owen's astonishing take on Liverpool.

Eddie Howe has addressed the criticism of Anthony Gordon and the "sickness" which kept him from starting for Newcastle against Barcelona.

Arne Slot has offered hope for the Ngumoha clamourers but named a Liverpool player who serves as a warning against overexerting the Reds teen.

The comedic indifference of Ayden Heaven is one of several reasons why Michael Owen shouldn't be at all baffled by INEOS' Michael Carrick reticence.