Another January transfer window is in the books, and that means there must be winners but more importantly there must be losers. Shameful, pathetic losers.

Sandro Tonali being touted to Arsenal wasn't the last act of the January transfer window but the first of what looks like another long summer for Newcastle.

A bonus England Ladder for you all because a) why not? and b) an awful lot really has changed for an awful lot of players since November.

The Premier League weekend begins and ends with a couple of highly promising opportunities for nonsense, with more good stuff in between.

It's Man Utd v Tottenham this weekend and recent evidence tells us that spells chaos. No point trying to predict what kind of chaos, so we've done just that.