We've had our fun with how Harry Kane's England goals don't count, but we're slightly stuck now he's scored one that actually shouldn't.

We’ve done the 10 worst kits of the World Cup. So now obviously we have to do the 10 best. And there are some belters.

We've got 10 World Cup predictions. One has already come true, and the other is a fairly obvious shout for the identity of the inevitable England scapegoat.

Here are just five of the things that could make the World Cup great, even if most of them are by accident and the organisers deserve zero credit.

Here are the 2026 World Cup group-stage games ranked by how World Cup group-stage game they feel. We are so, so sorry.