A stunning night of action has reshaped the title, European and relegation picture significantly. TL;DR it's all very good news for Arsenal.

Almost everyone agrees that football in the Premier League is sh*t now. Here's a definitive ranking of all the many, many reasons why.

Modern football is sh*t, everyone agrees, so what better than to sprinkle some FA Cup magic dust over the mouldering turd? Marvellous.

David Moyes would win a fictional award for manager who has overachieved with very little fuss indeed this season.

We can already tell that 'Igor Tudor' will be the new go-to comparison point for disastrous managerial appointments. Banter infamy awaits.