West Ham might not be back for a while, Chelsea and Spurs are a mess, and Arne Slot and Eddie Howe are already in a sack race.
Arsenal and Aston Villa have joined Newcastle, Spurs and Crystal Palace in ending long waits for trophies. So who's left experiencing drought conditions?
Leeds are vindicated on two fronts: keeping Daniel Farke and backing a transfer window that has aged from questionable to decisive.
All the team news and predictions ahead of the Premier League clash between Leeds and Burnley
Gerrard will shortly be announced as the new Burnley manager as he can't help but copy Lampard in his 20-year bid to extricate himself from Chelsea legend's shadow.
"The absolute unthinkable" was on the cards in the last action of a game everyone assumed would be a means for Man City to steam ahead of Arsenal on goal difference. Hello tension, my old friend.
All the team news and predictions ahead of the Premier League clash between Burnley and Manchester City.
For the Tottenham Hotspur fans looking for reasons to be cheerful about their club's predicament, we bring good news: Lincoln is nice...
Tottenham are all but relegated after a weekend of false hope and Morgan Gibbs-White rubbing salt in the wounds.
Scott Parker should share his views about offsides with Arsene Wenger, but perhaps not lead with the AI, robot and computer technology stuff.
Premier League football - and Roberto De Zerbi - is back and the relegation scrap is looking as competitive as it has been for years.
Arne Slot has apparently offered to resign as Liverpool manager this season - he and a fair few others ought to have stepped down earlier.