James Wiles

England are short on E numbers but there's enough to make an XI, including the country's greatest player to have never featured in a major tournament.

To celebrate St. Patrick's Day, instead of taking to the streets to drink Guinness, we are instead celebrating the great Irish players of the Premier League.

A FIFA fighter, fifties throwbacks and a fantastic nineties frontline. It's the England F-Team and it features a couple of Ferdinands.

Can the other England alphabet sides keep up with the Joneses? Or the Jameses? Sadly, there was no I team for Danny Ings.

Feast your eyes on the England K-Team, featuring two of Thomas Tuchel's summer squad and a double Ballon d'Or winner.